Sally called, when she got the word She said "I suppose you've heard about Alice." Well I rushed to the window, and I looked outside But I could hardly believe my eyes As a big limousine rolled up Into Alice's drive: I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice (Alice, who the f** is Alice?) Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice (Alice, who the f** is Alice?) Grew up together, two kids in the park Carved our initials deep in the bark Me and Alice Now she walks to the door with her head held high Just for a moment, I caught her eye As a big limousine pulled slowly out Of Alice's drive: I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice (Alice, who the f** is Alice?) Then Sally called back, and asked how I felt And she said "I know how to help To get over Alice." She said "Now, Alice is gone, but I'm still here You know I've been waiting twenty four years" And the big limousine disappeared: I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice (Alice, who the f** is Alice?) I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice (Alice, who the f** is Alice?) Twenty four years, just waitin' for a chance To tell her how I'm feeling, maybe get a second glance Now I've gotta get used to not living next door to Alice (Alice, who the f** is Alice?) I don't why she's leaving, or where she's gonna go I guess she's got her reasons but I just don't wanna know 'Cause for twenty four years I've been living next door to Alice (Alice, who the f** is Alice?)