Goldie Teef - I Got Herpes Mum lyrics

Sipping on purp Don't sip off me I got the the herp lip Burnt tip of bowl Before you hit it To get rid of herpie germs You better off burping worm Coz your penis might sprout French peanuts I'm talking 'bout red bumpy sh** No head or humping b**h Plus I got lumpy tits Breast cancer Lumpy space princess Is the best dancer And she's purple Like whats in my cup Snapping turtle Is what i call my c*nt Coz it's not co*k friendly Already said its got deadly Diseases it sneezes Instead of squirting What I say to flirting Men a**erting Their prominence Dominance Nah I don't want to dance Say got the herp For self defense Don't want to be friends I make you pee pants And run away Wet tail between your legs While I'm sipping on purple And spitting this verbal Abuse get used to it Excuse my width I'm blown up Violet Beauregarde(that b**h is purple) Flowing with no regard For your chocolate factory a** co*k up actually in that a** Hole that's a tootsie roll Color purple Whoopie Gold But if you looking swole Then this p**y clean I mean no herpes On knees b**h slurp me (slurp noise) Sound like Teletubby vacuum In the back room With Tinkie Winkie Bent over sink he Is purple His balls I'd gurgle But he's gay so he say b**h back off No jack off From yo hands No dance to this slow jam Unless you a grown ho man Oh man I don't usually rejected Thats why I got the method To get attention deflected To make the dicks unerected It's so unattractive Still rubbing sack to head Thinking 'bout this acrid Twat That just happens to be purple Wat Did your thoughts think I was Going to say pink? Well it might be it's more likely Depends on how mix that How you hit that My p**y like mood ring Chameleon Changing hues Depending how she feeling 'em My rhymes you stealing 'em When you say it no ones feeling 'em Your peeholes I'm filling 'em With cement man I'm mental Red in the middle pimento If you piss me off [Bridge] That's how we do a purple song Hit purple weed out purple bong (x3) [Verse 2] Marie Schrader The curator Of all things purple Shiny squirtle Kind of periwinkle Purple tinkle Acute intermittent porphyria Make the kitten wan to gyria I mean gyrate on yo face for gyro I mean gyro No dinero So please spare yo change For this strange b**h With brain glitch Cat got the mange b**h Yes b**h I will say b**h As many times as I want to say b**h