Goldie Lookin Chain - Minimoto lyrics

[Eggsy] Minimoto, try to catch me Photo evidence too blurred to match me Scaled down, my mini superbike Or petrol driven quad takes me places I like Like booze you can have it off licence Some make a sound like souped-up Dysons Me so horny, me love you long time Ride it at nights you might get a fine Burnouts, endos, doughnuts It might be small but it's ridden by grown-ups Like Maradona with the Hand Of God Cruising up Bristol with my mates in a quad Put the pedal to the medal from stop to go If I get caught then I've breached my ASBO Got banned from the centre of town Night falls, so I burn your house down [Adam] It's got 2 wheels that go like 4 I haven't got a licence, I don't like the law Minimoto, it's road legal My Missus on the back, puffin' on a Regal You don't like it stop complaining I'm the one whose getting wet when it's raining Chuck it in the back of my Capri Smoke a fat bong, drive round the Forest Green [Eggsy] 2 wheels, 1 pair of Nike Like Richard Hammond when I get on the mic 1 kid, 1 hooded top Smack yer arse when I drive by the bus stop [Adam] Minimoto, with a bodykit I squat on it like a need a sh** I'm on the streets, where the birds are bitter I'm like Easy Rider but a bit sh**ter [Mike Balls] I ain't got a helmet, don't need a test I can drive a minimoto like a man possessed I can drive it on the pavement or even in a field I smashed it up twice but the scars have healed Taking a risk by cutting up 2 cars Front brakes locked up, went over the handlebars I ain't got a Harley, I ain't got a Honda I got a minibike and I drive it up the Rhonda [Billy Webb] With your knees at your chin the fun begins Your final warning it could end up in a dustbin It might be exciting when you pull off a stunt But it's a 3 years olds toy that makes you look really stupid... [Eggsy] Some come from China, some Japan I buy it on the net or in Cwmbran It don't cost much, round 90 quid And I won't get caught cause I keeps it hid [2 Hats] I got a minimoto cause I seen in a photo Ozzie Osbournes got one and he's going f**in' loco He went and done a wheelie on a whim Went too far, and broke a limb Jumping over stuff like Evil Kineavil I've had more crashes than Eddie The Eagle Like Kickstart but you don't get a prize Cause your hundred thousand times more likely to dies [Eggsy] Open road, vanishing point It feels much faster if you smokes a joint [Billy Webb] Mission aborted, gone for a smoke Tried to run on a chip but the engine broke (?) [Eggsy] Don't stop me now cause I'm having a good time Got pulled over, was expecting a fine But in court to my dismay Minimoto got crushed, the same day It was smashed up in a cube when they gave it me back And I sold it on for 50 quid for scrap Then I went home and went online I bought another one for £49.99