Goldie Lookin Chain - Eddie The Wrestler lyrics

Facebuster, mandible claw, neckbreaker, choke slam Polish hammer, Doomsday device, couple of Asian mists and a mandible claw Eddie was way into wrestling He was only young but he thought it was the best thing He used to love the Undertaker and Irwin R. Shyster But he was only small, he didn't look like a fighter Used to get bullied at school every day He dreamt of doing body slams and making them pay Eddie was young; Eddie made a vow To be a wrestler some way, somehow I got a story about a kid called Eddie He had a special dream, not a nightmare like Freddie It all started on the silver screen Thirteen, when he saw his first tag team That night he dreamt of flying off the top rope But he never told his friends 'cos he rarely ever spoke It was secret, smelt it cooking like The Rock But he kept his mouth shut and just dreamt of doing a headlock Eddie, Eddie When he was a boy Eddie had high hopes He only felt at home when he was in between the ropes Made a makeshift ring in his mother's front room He used to pretend he was in the Legion Of Doom When I told him 'bout Big Daddy I nearly wrecked his world That his real name was Shirley but he wasn't a girl He could've been a doctor 'cos he was brainier But he went to the States to enter Wrestlemania When most kids were chasing lager and wine Eddie stayed at home alone and practiced on his clothesline He kept on going, didn't let the dream get cold Kept watching all the videos to learn the sleeperhold Around this time kids were doing exams But Eddie didn't care 'cos he had other plans He hurt his younger brother with a DDT As time went on it became his speciality Iceman Eddie, Iceman Eddie Eddie went to the USA to learn the ropes Being taught by the best wrestlers from coast to coast Mastered all the moves on his path to be a man His favourites were the double choke and the bodyslam Soon enough Eddie was competing He was devastating and all defeating Known to his fans as Eddie The Iceman But nobody knew Eddie had a plan You saw it in Smackdown 1, 2 and 3 Training hard like his heroes that he saw on TV One day he's kicking, throwing punches and jabs The next it's half-nelsons and Boston crabs Smashed bricks with his head and lifted up cars Pushed his body to the limit, didn't care about the scars He sleeps on a bed made out of barbed wire They may call him the Iceman but I'd say he's on fire