Goldie Lookin Chain - Adam On The Phone lyrics

Adam Hussein - Bring me a cup of tea and an ounce of Columbian homegrown Hahaah you beggar I've got a number one fan who loves to smoke a nine-bar It ain't Bob Marley clarts, it's my f**ing grandma I seen her in fights, protecting the family name Sparring clarts out 'cos she's the original Hussein One time the police come knocking, at our door She hid the f**ing pills 'cos she knows the f**ing score The pigs started shouting, they couldn't find the blow So my Nan chucks the pricks out the f**ing window You see, that's the problem when you smokes too much draw You forget things like, er we live on the fifteenth floor They landed in a mess, f** me that must be sore My Nan's hard as f** and she's only eighty-four Adam hussein, Adam Hussein Adam Hussein Why were these pigs here making me irate? I thought back and tried to calculate That's right mate Last week she ran from St Caddicks and they haven't seen her since How can you miss a trackie and a f**ing blue rinse But she had to f**ing leave 'cos she was causing uproar 'cos they caught her banging out sh**, loads of f**ing draw She bought more whizz than she'd ever f**ing need So she gave it a way - some to the day care But most to some f**ed up bloke in a wheelchair Wally was is name and he looked after Ed When my Nan finished with him he was off his head He didn't f**ing stop so she kept racking them Now he's on TV lapping Mika Hakkinen Y2K + 2 Knows It Leisure Wear Is this gonna be played in TJs? Back in the day when the glc formed we had no money so my nan got pawned I sold her down rizza's for eight pound forty and I bought some draw 'cos I'm f**ing naughty 2 Hats smoked the last off this mad sh** I better get my Nan back or she'll go f**ing skitz She's hussein, so like me she's insane She'll f** you up with her f**ing zimmer-frame Safe Spa! You Knows It! Adam Hussein. Goldie Lookin' Chain. Adam Hussein. Adam Hussein I was in town getting f**ed and off went my phone, it was my neighbour saying there's a disturbance at home I walks in the place and to my dismay My Nan got wrecked and thought it was my birthday She made the cake with coke instead of flour And she'd eaten almost half in under a f**ing hour She does it every now and then Well perhaps twice a week So I gives her three valiums to put her to sleep You Knows It! Safe Spa! Goldie Lookin' Chain Adam Hussein, Adam Hussein The Goldie Lookin' Chain