Goldie Lookin Chain - Worms lyrics

You dress like Buck Rogers, you got a bell-end for a face If you fu'k with me, the sh** you will taste Across your lips, you're a disgrace So the GLC will destroy the place I drinks all the time, I love Martini Lambrusco, Lambrini and fukin' ???? Nobody's gonna fukin' mess with me We're the fukin' masters, the GLC The fukin' posse, in the fukin, in effect You better fukin' give us respect That's right, I'm like a parasite I come round to your house and keep you up all night The ... house kids skanking us on the draw After trying to get us in trouble with the law We fu'ked him up and left him for dead Then we went to Oasis and had chips and pitta bread Fu'k with me and I'll flex my muscles I'll beat the fu'k out of you oustside Fussels I'll fu'k you up like Jack the Ripper And make my escape on the Newport Nipper If you live in a house or you live in a mansion I'll fcuk up your ringpiece like fukin' Charlie Manson He's really fu'kin sick and he's in the Goldie Lookin' Chain And his name's Love Eggs and he adminsters the pain The only way to get rid of the parasitic worm is cider I rubs dogsh** into my eyes I went fukin' blind and no surprise I said to the doctor, "Help it burns" He said, "No surprise, it's parasitic worms!" I got sent to the doctors, I got off the rails I'd been eating the sh** from underneath my fingernails I had to talk to the priest because my parents found my scales But they don't know that I'm the biggest pot smoker in Wales Parasitic worms are like the Goldie Lookin' Chain Inside your intestines, infecting your brain Making sh** drip but it's drink and strain(?) Like the infection the worms gave P Xain I got worms, after my girlfriend fcuked my dog I noticed one on the sh** in the bog It was white and squidgy, and it crawled away It made my ringpiece itch for the the rest of the day I felt bad but I couldn't tell my mum I had puss on the paper every time I wiped my bum If you're feeling the symptoms your arsehole is wider The only thing to do is to drink loads of cider If you fcuk with us we'll pa** on the infection Up Zanzibar's with an injection If you're bum starts itching, you've probably got worms From swimming in Newport Centre in the piss, sh** and germs We did that ... , John Frost square that's the venue Don't take us on cos we're after a tent, when you spend the night, down at Gwent Getting higher and higher just like a glider, or David Ha**lehoff off of fukin' Knight Rider You're fukin' sh** if you take on me cos I'll beat you up and lose your nasal virginity I got wrecked out of my brain and beat up some people who didn't understand the Chain I fu'ked 'em up, really bad, and then realised one of them was my dad The only way to get rid of the parasitic worm is cider Cider enema is the order of the day, pumped loads of Strongbow up my arse today Inches, Stonehouse, Addlestones, Special K, Diamond White and Diamond Brush, they're the ones that're gonna give you the flush (knows it) Watch for parasitic worms, they're fukin' everywhere Ringworms, shredworms, tapeworms too, an itchy ringpiece proves you're part of the crew The only way to k** 'em is by drinking a brew, twelve pints of cider stops the itchy residue My cousin got 'em first and pa**ed 'em to my gran, she spat on the food and got a home help van She infected the 'Port by about 70% and gave an itchy ringpiece to the whole of Gwent Yeah, man, fukin' itchin' man, I can't fukin' stand it no more... gotta get a fukin' cider enema on fukin' the go.... Safe!