Aw... look at that, man... she's got white cotton panties on Have you seen the bird on page 13? Yeah man, she's a bit dirty, innit... I usually buy fat or pregnant but I couldn't get it this week so I had to settle for this magazine...yeah, wha**it called... s**y...s**y ladies! that's alright innit man...yeah.......... f**in' look at her... Corrr! This song is for all the s**y ladies Penelope Keith, Debbie McGee.... Lily Savage (that's a f**in' man, I told you before!) Sexy ladies, by the bus stop, with a kid in a pram and a lollipop Drive past listening to sick hip hop pull over in the car and I'm into the shop A bird called Rita, makes me stop she's a f**ing nurse so she gives me cough and drop I walk away smiling, it's the start of the day to all the s**y ladies, I wanna say 'hey' I love you if you're young of if you're hair's old and grey word, s**y ladies, come out and play You know it makes sense to you and me So get your tits out and let me feel them for free s**y ladies gets closer to me, I wanna touch you on the vadge tonight Sexy slags with the f**in' big tits with the perfect arses and the shaven slits All around me trying to get my attention and I got two ladies maintaining my erection You gotta get where the dirty birds are you can go up to yates' or down to zanzibar s**y ladies everywhere I go when I'm wrecked up when I'm not smokin' the blow I sees 'em down the street by the f**in' bus stop I sees one of them getting talked to by a cop 'all right love I've been looking at your baps I wanna touch your tits and put my fingers in your gaps I gotta say you've got beautiful eyes, now let me put me hands between your thighs I touch your lips but don't speak, you could be a model or in that band Mis-Teeq' Sexy ladies gets closer to me, I wanna touch you on the vadge tonight I wanna touch your tits, I wanna touch your bum I wanna touch your sister, I'm gonna touch your mum Sexy ladies, naked in my mind, wiggling their tits, shaking their behind If you're a dirty bird then I'm gonna pounce I get closer you wanna do the booty bounce Pissed up slags walking round with no shoes they all look so dirty when you're pissed up on booze Sexy ladies, you wanna make babies? I'm the dog, you're the rabies the paper to my pen, the ink in my well like alan titchmarsh and a f**in' garden trowel you always wipe my a** when I empty my bowel when it comes to other women they just throw in the towel I don't complain, I love you too much and a fukin' ankle bracelet is a beautiful touch...uuh s**y ladies gets closer to me, I wanna touch you on the fadge tonight s**y ladies gets closer to me, I wanna touch you on the fadge tonight