It's been coming for months I got something to say We're breaking up and there's no easy way This siutation i never anticipated How was i supposed to know you was related? She's older, she's fitter and her tits are bigger And she makes me laugh it's not all about the figure I got this problem like a wart or a blister Truth is I wanna f** your sister Chorus If you leave me now can I f** your sister? And your best friend If you leave me now can I f** your sister? And your best friend Eggs We had fun for a while but I shouldda seen it comin There's no more smiles, no more songs not even humming Truth is I always knew it was there The way we kissed and you left me with a blank stare Don't want the pain, so I think we ought to act You want to leave and your suitcase is packed It breaks my heart but the truth has been said It's the end of the day so let's jus put this to bed Good luv I hope you find a perfect Mister But now you're gone can I please f** your sister? Chorus If you leave me now can I f** your sister? And your best friend If you leave me now can I f** your sister? And your best friend 2hats Thing is, you look like her, but like a wonky version or something Mysti Well yer minds made up and your bags are packed But I've got something with your sister you and me always lacked Like Locomotive's "CHOO CHOO!" I've run out of track Yer sisters fit as f** & your Vadge has gone slack I still like you But your sis gets the prize I was surprised She opened up all three of my eyes She's the cherry on my cake The sausage roll on my beans When I'm spread eagled on your sister it's a s**ual dream Eggs Times they are a changing, that's what Bob Dylan said You put your clothes back on and take your sisters off instead I'll make it easy we can use a hotel That way in the morning you won't suffer from the smell Of my love, united, two as one Your sister is the reason that I'm writing this song It's not revenge, anger or frustration If I'm the reactor then she's the radiation Like two plus two it's gonna equal four With you around the streets So please walk out the f**ing door Chorus If you leave me now can I f** your sister? And your best friend Gonna leave you now cos yer sisters' fitter And so's your best friend 2hats Thing is, you knows I loves you, but your mouth smells funny when I f** you Xain So, you think I'm crap in bed? Well let me have a go with your sister instead You knows I loves you You knows it's true But the thing is, I loves your sister too You think me dating your sister is weird I told 'em all down the pub and they cheered If I were you I'd be more concerned with my brother He's having s** with your mother Chorus If you leave me now can I f** your sister? And your best friend If you leave me now can I f** your sister? And your best friend