Hip Hop Has been good to me Hip Hop Has been nice and kind Hip Hop Has been good to me So I'm giving it back I'm giving it back I wakes up in the morning and I has a cup of tea Turned on the stereo, listened to GLC I think of all the things that I've done, bad or bad 'cause I've done lots of things that are bad 'cause some things I could do that are good And if I could do them, I probably would It's nice to be important, but it's important to be nice That is advice, on how to be nice This is what I do and you could call it a plan To be as nice, as I can You can make, a, difference too Even if Hip Hop hasn't been as good to you Hip Hop Has been good to me Hip Hop Has been nice and kind Hip Hop Has been good to me So I'm giving it back I'm giving it back You split up with your missus and called her a slag You nicked loads of money from her f**in' hand bag To cheer you up this is what we could do Come round to mine to watch Police Academy 2 Oh, loves, keeps the change Buys yourself something nice Like a Mars Bar Oh, mate, you having trouble with your car? I could come over and help you fix your car Even if I don't know anything about mechanics like Maybe we could do like a YouTube tutorial or something Hip Hop Has been good to me Hip Hop Has been nice and kind Hip Hop Has been good to me So I'm giving it back I'm giving it back If it wasn't for Hip Hop Do you know, I'd probably be listening to f**in' Heavy Metal Wouldn't I And that'd be f**in' sh** wouldn't it Saying that, I don't mind Guns and Roses I've got a loaded gun, and it's aimed at you But it's not really a gun, it's a metaphor For doing nice things, for people what I see Like hooking up Kyle with a Sky box for free Hip Hop taught me, this is what I learned Like fireworks night, you dick about you get burned Now I'm being good, it's being good to me Good is a word spelt G-O-O-D It's been good to me, so in turn I spread the love like I'm spreading my work It's taught me well, and how to act proper Just say please and thank you, and f** you copper It changed my life, and made me sane It gave Adam Hussein his rap name Rapping is the gift, that keeps on giving Got the most ASBOs where I'm living Hip Hop Has been good to me Hip Hop Has been nice and kind Hip Hop Has been good to me So I'm giving it back I'm giving it back Just last week my mate failes his driving test k**ed a child on a U-turn, he was so depressed So I went to HMV with 30 pence and 2 fivers Bought a DVD of Britain's Worst Drivers Tried to be good, that ain't that hard Told the neighbour to f** off, maybe buy her a card Say sorry, you won't do it again And that you don't hate women, even if they look like men Like that bloke in town, with all the dogs Always asking for money by the bus station bogs Had no cash for skag, so this is what I did I helped him get mashed up by giving 70 quid Hip Hop Has been good to me Hip Hop Has been nice and kind Hip Hop Has been good to me So I'm giving it back I'm giving it back Hip Hop Has been good to me Hip Hop Has been nice and kind Hip Hop Has been good to me So I'm giving it back I'm giving it back I f**in' love you Hip Hop You're f**in' wicked If Hip Hop was a woman, I'd f**in' marry her You're f**in lush Hip Hop Thanks for the f**in' memories Hip Hop Thanks for all the good times, you got me through the bad times If you were a woman, I'd pull your pants down and give you a good hard f** Do you want to come round my house and watch a DVD Hip Hop? I've got Goonies on DVD, with a extra scene