i took loads of them fukin' fukin' mushrooms and fukin' that....them halucinagenics, innit and i fukin' lost it, dinni, this is the way it fukin' goes...... safe as fuk, i've took an acid and loads of times, it's made my arms stretch three times longer than they normally are, i feel like i can fly up in the air, and my mother's really funny when she walks in the room all worried, like....innit......... i've had flashbacks, i've had all the sh**, i thought i was at Woodstock in, er, '69, i fukin' didn't know what was goin' on, but really i was just down Pil, it was a fukin' terrible time, don't take the LSD if you've got a weak mind, you knows it, stay safe, look after yourself, GLC, you knows it........ soon as you see the colours, you're there, son......innit i was at a party in Pil the other night a clart gave me a trip, he said they were alright i looked him up and down and gave him the Hussain frown he was pretty fukin' safe, not you're average razz clown he had something sweating in his greasy fukin' paw but it was made of paper, it didn't smell of fukin' draw he got them from a bloke called Lloyd Ganja 99 i heard he took five and said that he was fine now it's my turn to take the micro-dot how was i supposed to know i'd lose the fukin' plot? the room started spinning so i put them in my belly i suppose it happens after eight fukin' jellys i chucked a ma**ive whitey as i saw the melting walls i took a step back and fell over Ben-Wa-Balls my eyes started to dilate and i felt fukin' great after the ninth fukin' trip, i started to hallucinate in the corner was my mate they call Boy-Balls i stared at him hard and didn't recognize him at all i made my way outta the room, i didn't fukin' stall i began to freak out and walked into a brick wall gotta take some more, gotta push it to the edge Blanc was on his a** boffin' in the fukin' hedge wrecked up on trips, his mind's in bits his bowels are loose and i think he's got the sh**s Adam went over to Eggsie to see what he thinks fukin' go to the toilet, a couple of drinks you start feeling fine if your minds are on the blinks if you feel fukin' funny then you better not think otherwise you'll panic and you're ring-piece'll stink it's obvious enough to see that you're out of your head on LSD ....G.....L.....C..... block the rock, leaving you shell shocked getting bigger and harder and that's just my co*k he buys loads of draw by the ounce and the block but he prefers taking acid cos it makes his mind rock i'm losing my head, i'm losing my mind, man my last fukin' trip got swallowed by my gran i lost my grip when i took the trips so i (?) window and i beat him with a stick everyone started laughing at the clart they call Hussain but they soon fukin' stopped cos they knows that i'm insane it's time to go home, it's time to go to bed it's only half past nine but my brain's outta my head i've been taking ecstasy since i turned fifteen but i had to give it up cos it made me fukin' mean i took the LSD and i thought it was great but i didn't realize it would make me hallucinate i was persuaded to say, i didn't even go by a bloke who owed me loads of fukin' blow 'fuk this sh**,' i said, as i hit him with a brick the last trip started to make me fukin' sick i boffed on the floor and went out the door Eggsie said, 'come back and take some more' i think i needs help, get me a fukin' medic the sky outside was looking proper fukin' psycadellic the monkey's on my brain and i'm goin' insane cos i took too much acid with my goldie lookin' chain the monkey's in my brain and i'm goin' insane cos i took too much acid with my goldie lookin' chain i'm outta my mind, Adam, i can see the colours, i can fukin' seeeeee.....G.....L.....C...... get me to St. Caddicks, i need to see the quack now i'm seeing flashbacks of Bert Backarack oh, alright, i'm outta my head on E i much prefer takin' my favourite drug, LSD it gets me really wrecked and makes me feel really crazy my eyes start swirling and my body feels lazy i looks at the floor, i looks at the wall i think to myself, 'i feel like someone called Paul' because that's not who i am, but that's what it does to you it makes you feel like you're something else, like a rabbit or a tree big shout to all the fukin' GLC crew, you knows it, safe as fuk shouts out to all the people with swirly eyes and crazy arms all wriggling round all over the place, they're all dribbling, man, it's craizeeeeeeeeeee fukin' ma**ive shout out to J-Mez, he's a fukin' safe clart in the 'Port, you fukin' knows it yeah, P Xain, fukin' respects to Bow-Ma-Balls, Mr Love-Eggs that is, aka, Raphael-De-La-Ghetto, and other stuff, you knows it, Walshy, fukin' all the 'Port if you takes enough acid, you can actually fly through time and space er, this is the closest a lot of people'll get to it but, er, safe as fuk...GLC i feel special.....yeah, man, like Keith Chegwin's love children