Goldie Lookin Chain - GLC Parental Warning lyrics

'yeah yeah, this is Ice T, on behalf of the GLC, if you don't like words like: drippy willy, front bottom, runny poo, skid-mark, big brown skid-mark, big brown skid-mark in yo mommas pants, then don't listen to this mutha fukin' album' to the GLC fans, get with our fukin' clan we're the ones who censors tried to ban saying our sh** was far too sick 'fuk you all, clarts, s** my dick!' now, Wa-Balls don't care so why should i i'll chuck you out the building, lets see if you can fly just cos we're 'Port, you thinks we're rough and you thought that last LP was s**ed(?) you ain't heard nothing like us before so now you says you want some more so sit right back and smoke some draw here it is, clart, your personal encore it's the GLC and the word is born all the girlies love me and they got the horn they wanna s** me up like Mr. T and i think it's because i'm in the GLC i met Miss Argos up Voodoo(?) i bought her three pints and she fuked me in the loo her name's Jolene, she's a dirty b**h i fuked her twice, she made my co*k itch i knows this bird, she's into bum love she pulled the skin so hard, she pulled it off like a glove yeah, i know the one you mean, she's a dirty slag she only fuked me so she could smoke the rest of my f*g if you don't like this, put it away, cos the GLC's here and it's here to stay 'yeah, this is Ice T, and if you don't like this album, then get ready for the word 'fannys' comin' up' i was pumping this bird in the back of my car she was screaming really loads and my penis was hard i started screaming and she did too next thing i know we're covered in crazy sticky glue 'what is this stuff?', i asked her about and she said, 'don't matter' and started to shout it again and again and she loves to drink it up she likes to eat it mostly when it's coagulated in a cup Adam Hussain's got so much fukin' come my balls are swollen up, firing spunk like a gun now i knew this girl, Jolene, she's a right fukin' who*e i knew it was true when she fuked my labrador i met Jolene when i was just thirteen but she smashed up my co*k and made it turn green now she's living down Mays Gla**(?) and she's making me put things up her a** if you don't like this, put it away, cos the GLC's here and it's here to stay 'yo, yo, i told ya, Ice T, recommending not to listen to the words, front bum or a**' i can do the sun crossword cos i'm really clever but page three's always stuck together i loves to pump vadge in the style of an ape i loves it when it's open and it's starting to gape i looks inside, it looks kinda funny so i gets my hands, and grabs her fukin' curry Hussain's the name and i got no shame especially when i'm shagging tarts on the game i once had a bird and she took it up the bum she had a blonde perm and her name was Sharon i fuked her up the a** and she thought i was pucker she even licked my purple headed yoghurt chucker but i had to dump her, i couldn't really complain cos she's already given head to my clart, P Xain if you don't like this, put it away, cos the GLC's here and it's here to stay 'if you're still listening, then god help you, cos right now i'm gonna say..cl*t rub' fukin''ell boys, hand me the bus fare home i met this bird and she gimme a bone i gotta get back to her place tonight cos her vadge is dripping loads and my penis is just right my co*k and her vadge then started to merge then my penis started to splurge 'my name's DCI, from Sunhill now i'm just fuking down in Pil' i been down there fukin' three times before i seen a bird, she's a fukin' dirty who*e she s**ed my dick and made it stiff i spunked over her tits really sticky sh** 'what do you reckon of that tune there, Ice T?' 'Ice T recommends the goldie lookin' chain, take your pants off' 'that's fukin' safe as fuk, that is' 'er, Ice T, what's that TV show what you're in?' 'it's a cop show, er, i can't remember the name right now' 'what's it called, clart?' 'something like, TJ Hooker, i don't know, i-ican't remember it too good right now...jet-lag' 'i've heard that you's the fukin' original gangster, is that fukin' true or what?' 'no' razzle-dazzle razzle-dazzle razzle-dazzle razzle-dazzle razzle-dazzle