Yeah I'm up at Ridgeway Now I'm down the Moorings, right next to the Debenhams And I'll be Port forever Yes it is my lifeblood These streets they are a part of me The yin to my yang The Craig to my Bellamy Catch me in the kitchen I've got cheese I'm melting it Caerphilly, bread and ham Hey presto it's a Rarebit Head out to Caerleon Off-white transit Febreeze on the dash for the strain where my nan sits Out for the big one, sniffin' on the miaow miaow DJ on the ones and twos, spinnin' Little Bow Wow On the dancefloor raving, pack of 16 Benson Someone fighting bouncers...turns out it's Gavin Henson Big up to Plaid Cymru, and the Welsh Assembly Big up to Millennium: we don't need no Wembley Keep your Big Apple... We'll have a tangerine Bugger of Alicia, Shirley Ba**ey is our queen Round here we stick together Like birds of a feather... Except we're not from Chigwell... We're from the small Welsh town of... Newport Concrete jumble, nothing in order Not far from the border.... When you're in Newport Chips, cheese, curry makes you feel brand new Washed down with a Special Brew Repeat the word Newport, Newport, Newport Catch me at Gwent Dragons in my fleece Watching real sport sh**, I make the Dragons' fleece more famous Than the Argonauts And now that I've made it here I can make it anywhere Signed a girl's baubles when I headlined at the local fair Yeah know the D to the V to the LA Dad said "Get a job with them ," but Swansea's too far away So look me up on Google -- I'm seven pages in Was in the local paper, Mam threw it in the bin She didn't see the article calling me a rap star Ripped it into pieces, and used it for the hamster Tom Jones, Steve Jones, Zeta Jones, traffic cones If you come and visit use the Designated Parking Zones There's a snooker hall, see But I'm not a member... And a lovely shopping centre opened in December So head over the water On the transporter Fifty for the toll booth Male Voice Choir singing out... Newport Twinned with Guangxi, Province in China There's no province finer Josie D'Arby's from Newport Yes, it's strange, we didn't know either... Thank you Wikipedia Let's say some more Newport, Newport, Newport One hand in the air for a taxi Fifty quid if you're sick on the back seat But all those bendy roads make me queasy... Can someone hold my hair? Everybody say... Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch Newport... Access from the A4042 Traffic will enrage you On your way to Newport Our shopping centre is quite new Big leaks will inspire you Repeat to fade Newport, Newport, Newport"