To all the seat slashers traveling on Newport transport To all the shoplifters banned from the town centre To all the draw dealers under surveillance by the authorities To all the bad boys carrying concealed weapons To all the kids smoking f*gs at break-time To all the people who got a producer for driving offences To all the people traveling on trains without paying pretending to be asleep or hiding in the toilets To all the acid casualties down St. Caddacks To all the people down Wetherspoons on a Monday drinking a fukin' pound a pint, aw wicked Respect to the chip bu*ty crew