f**...ahhhha f**...ahaaha f**....ahahh f**...ahhhha Ye-hay... f** Ted Nugent he's a f**ing jerk I wish that he'd be gone Chauvanistic Republican, k**s animals He forgot how to write a song He's a dick! f** him! a**hole! f** him! f** Ted Nugent, and f** the NRA And f** their attitude He thinks riding a buffalo and wearing Oakleys Will make him look real cool He's a dick! f** him! a**hole! f** him! He thinks he'll get the girls By k**ing little squirrels Jennifur Lopez Fur-wearing f**ing twat She likes to eat dead cow She thinks its cool to wear eyelashes of dead foxes Cuz she thinks it hides the pounds Shes a b**h! f** her! a**hole! f** her! She's a b**h! f** her! a**hole! f** her! One more time f** Ted Nugent!