God.Damn.Chan - The King of Maine lyrics

[Verse 1] Yo, I wake up, make a K-Cup then I blaze up, shave with a razor blade My hat is still crooked, I'm reading a book and my body was made in Maine Man, I'm still deflecting all the bill collectors and I hate when they say my name My buzz would be ma**ive if I wasn't slacking and jerking to Jayden Jaymes Celtics sticker on the bumper of a clunker but my vocals real f** rap, I might sell my mic and buy a snowmobile I can't relate to throwing money when she makes it clap I can relate to doing dishes, we should take a nap Tired like Michelin of your wrists when they're glistening We don't want no yacht to float but just a boat to go fishing in Man my whole yard is a minor mess, go hard till my dying breath Owe bars to the IRS, we got no Rs in our dialect Me and my peeps speak a different kind of speech Where Verizon 4G won't reach (Can you hear me now?) We're coming live from where mill towns are still towns Even though they shut the mills down [Hook] But I'm feeling like the King of Maine, the King of Maine I wear a seal-skin jersey to the Sea Dogs game I'm the King of Maine, the King of Maine Plow truck all gold, never hydroplane I tell em: Welcome to 207, welcome-welcome to 207 Welcome to 207, welcome-welcome to 207 It's the way life should be, everything's pleasant Tell 'em: This-th-th-this is 207 [Verse 2] Hey, I heard the news in the street (What's that?) That we're the sh** and you're the pubes on the seat Even though I triple bogey that par 5, Rangoon with my mai tai Steal another motherf**er Wi-Fi, got Texas Pete on my Five Guys I'm back, facts: spit a little bit but I never made a gat go "Cap, cap, pap," but my backpack on and I'm smoking Being homeless is bogus, paying bills is my motive Can't afford G4s, I'm poor on tour in a worn '04 Ford Focus Ayup, I know that this weed might be the d**h of me But I got this O broke up like it's parentheses I'm yelling "ayup," I weigh a buck forty still But when my finger tips touch the quill, I'll be feeling like I'm Paul Pierce and I'm Rondo, I'm John Deere and I'm John Doe I'm the rap star from the back yard who never act hard or went half-heart I'm the Peoples Douche, AKA the truth Every time that I get in the booth, I'll be feeling like [Hook] The King of Maine, the King of Maine If you're Batman, I must be L.L. Bane I'm the King of Maine, the King of Maine I got Susan Collins giving everyone brain I tell em: Welcome to 207, welcome-welcome to 207 Welcome to 207, welcome-welcome to 207 It's the way life should be, everything's pleasant Tell 'em: This-th-th-this is 207 [Verse 3] I'm from the 420 minus 213 I'm on the throne if you're looking for who to unseat I got moose blood in my goblet, lobsters in my optics I'm live on the map where the dudes don't rap in the Altima black When I do go past, come hop in, whoo! Find me chillin' in Rockland Where the townies sell Oxys so the coroners got coffins It's my fault I'm paid, because of what I say I rock it for a profit, pockets fat as Paul Lepage Got a tattoo on my arm that says "Don't Stop" ‘Cause other guys told me otherwise when we talked I told 'em Wells, Maine what the sign say, where I go ape with my primates Rhyme great, 16s like 2 times 8, wine grapes and prime steaks Damn, I'm feeling marvelous Had a hand with no good cards in it that I parted with, I'm an artisan I think you're an amateur, kids, cops, janitors All pull out their cameras when I walk out of Hannaford [Hook] The King of Maine, the King of Maine I got a f**ing elk head hanging on my chain The King of Maine, the King of Maine And all the state game wardens yell my name I tell em: Welcome to 207, welcome-welcome to 207 Welcome to 207, welcome-welcome to 207 It's the way life should be, everything's pleasant Tell em: This-th-th-this is 207 [Outro: Spose & Announcer] Watching the Celtics! Pierce, final seconds, Pierce puts it up, for the win Ohhhhhhh! KNOCKS IT DOWN, CELTICS WIN! WOOOOOO! C's b*tch! Dwyane Wade finishes on the bench, as Paul Pierce, with a superb game, able to hit -- now the officials will review it, but it looks like he clearly let it go before the buzzer, and the Celtics will take a 3-0 lead in this best of 7 series, big play by Paul Pierce