Extra, extra, read all about it Everyone in every state thinks Everyone is free I don't know I have a feeling every form of media Is f**ing with our heads And filling us full of sh** That's okay, they're so f**ing lame They're so lame, they're so f**ing lame I don't know I think I heard about a guy that bought a gun And went on a k**ing spree Because of something he saw on TV