Gnark** - Pantyhose p**nshop! lyrics

Reh Hey there Grandpa Grandpa, someone took my My undies Who took my sirloin steak off my plate On my dinner table and f**ed it in my a** Must have been someone i hate Must have been medium well-done on my first date Hip Ting I spit in my spitoon and i shoot a load of beans on my spoon Then i serve it to your wife and f** the broom hoo-heur Look what im doing in my room Pantyhose p**nshop looking at my liver lamb chop Sack of sh** damn damn ain't no bully mam Hillbilly with a big bale of hay in my a**hole today Must have been gay Ohh Got stuck for a second I reckon Must have been plenty of time for me to get there beckon Beckon i reckon and i sh**'stained sh** On my pants and i you wanna see me Whatever i said dont matter Just serve up my co*k tenderloin on a platter And if my balls got sh** in em splatter me On the side on the side of your house dont matter me Hip too teng billy billy baa sh** my sh** like a lincoln log And if abe lincolns house was built of stone Well ill f** your a** and ill make a clone So i can f** it again Here willy heel ho Watch this sh** like you dont what know I dont ever look close enough to find Hoo ee hoo Whos seen me sh** in my drawers Not you coz no one was there Just serve my corn hole core splattered in my f**ing face And shave off my pubic f**ing hair Watch me fight a grizzly bear First thing i do Is rip off his pants and s** out his goo Yeah In a beehive Wooo a beehive Get behind a wild lion f** his a** Show him how youre the f**ing master Roll around the gra** with beddeman shoe Punch him in the face and kick him one or two Times in the jaw Like that b**h never saw beehive pitchfork up your ball Nobody knows how to shave a f**ing beard Abe lincoln is queer Woooo Pull the f**ing fire alarm Seen one dude with two arm