Glenn Tilbrook - Genitalia Of A Fool lyrics

Hurd-Trevino-Skelton-White Everybody's got a hobby Everybody's got a schtick Please, consider me eccentric Don't think of me as sick. Didn't mean to spoil your party Didn't mean to be uncool But I'm standing here holding The genitalia of a fool. 'Cause I thought if I exposed myself, you'd fall in love with me But when I burst in to my chagrin, you had company. I'm afraid I've shown your family The wrong kind of family j**els 'Cause I'm standing here holding The genitalia of a fool. Well, I guess the show is over So I'll just go on home I'll pack my prize possession It's the nicest thing I own. Didn't mean to scare the children Or make your grandma drool But I'm standing here holding The genitalia of a fool. And I pray that you'll forgive me and try to understand But I'm afraid you'll always picture me with my whole world in my hands. And I'll go through life just wondering How fate could be so cruel Left me standing here holding The genitalia of a fool. Now I wish that you were holding The genitalia of this fool.