Glenn Quagmire - Train on the Water, Boat on the Track lyrics

Peter: Yesterday, I learned the difference between a train and a boat...I wrote this song before that Together: Train on the water, boat on a track Train on the water, boat on a track Peter: My lady took a train across the Atlantic I hope it don't sink like the Titanic Quagmire: I went to the station, caught a boat downtown I hope it don't fall off the track and I drown Peter: Ladies and gentlemen, the All Five-Foot-One Black Albino Choir! Choir: Train on the water, boat on a track Train on the water, boat on a track