Well, I'm not the kind to kiss and tell, but I've been seen with Farrah I'm never seen with anything less than a nine, so fine I've been on fire with Sally Field, gone fast with a girl named Bo But somehow they just don't end up as mine It's a d**h defying' life I lead,I take my chances I die for a livin' in the movies and TV But the hardest thing I ever do is watch my leading ladies Kiss some other guy while I'm bandaging my knee I might fall from a tall building, I might roll a brand new car 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that made Redford such a star I never spend much time in school but I taught ladies plenty It's true I hire my body out for pay, Hey Hey I've gotten burned over Cheryl Tiegs, blown up for Raquel Welch But when I end up in the hay it's only hay, Hey Hey I might jump an open drawbridge, or Tarzan from a vine 'Cause I'm the unknown stuntman that makes Eastwood look so fine