I wanna tell you a story About the house rent blues I come home on a Friday Had to tell the landlady, I done lost my job She said that don't comfort me Long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come, I didn't get the rent And out the door I went One bourbon, one scotch, one beer Well, I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin Gonna get high man, I'm gonna get loose Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk, don't you have no fear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer I ain't seen my baby since the night before last Gotta get a drink man, I'm gonna get ga**ed Gonna get high man, I ain't had enough Need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk, won't you listen right here? I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer I want all that No, I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' on a week Gotta get drunk man 'til I can't even speak Gonna get high man, listen to me One drink ain't enough Jack, you better make it three I wanna get drunk, I'm gonna make it real clear I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer One bourbon, one scotch, one beer