Glee - It's 10 Am And I'm Drunk lyrics

April: Officer why the third degree? Told ya, I've been drunk since a quarter 'til three On rum and coke and some pink Chablis I'm drunk in the mornin' that's the way that I be I'm drunk when I wake and then I'm drunk when I dine I'm drunk when I hit the unemployment line Lost my job when I asked my boss to pay me in wine So depressed when I'm sober When I'm drunk it's cloud nine Oprah's not even on yet, and I can barely stand I drink booze that's been bottled, I drink booze from a can And I puke in my shoes and in my baby grand I got hooch shootin' out of my mammary glands! It's 10 A.M. and I'm drunk as a skunk Eggs, bacon and booze That's why I've got so much spunk Ain't no sobriety test that I haven't flunked I've tried bein' sober, let me tell you, that stunk And now it's not even noon and I'm drunk!