Glee Cast - Anything Goes / Anything You Can Do lyrics

Harmony: Times have changed And we've often rewound the clock Since the Puritans got a shock When they landed on Plymouth Rock If today Any shock they should try to stem 'Stead of landing on Plymouth Rock Plymouth Rock would land on them In olden days, a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows... Anything goes! Good authors, too, who once knew better words Now only use four letter words Writing prose... Anything goes! Anything you can be, I can be greater Sooner or later, I'm greater than you No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not Yes, I am No, you're not! Yes, I am, yes, I am! The world has gone mad today And good's bad today And black's white today And day's night today When most guys today That women prize today Are just silly gigolos Any note you can hold, I can hold longer I can hold any note longer than you No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can No, you can't Yes, I can Yes, I... In olden days a glimpse of stocking Was looked on as something shocking But now, God knows... Anything goes! Yes! (No!) I! (You!) Can! (Can't!) Anything goes!