Puck: She gets too hungry for dinner at eight She adores the theatre and won't arrive late She'd never bother with people she'd hate That's why the lady is a tramp! Doesn't like crap games with barons and earls Won't go to Harlem in ermine and pearls Won't dish the dirt with the rest of the girls That's why the lady is a tramp! She likes the free, fresh wind in her hair Life without care She's broke, it's oke! She hates California, it's cold and it's damp That's why the lady is a tramp! Mercedes: Oh... I get far too hungry to eat dinner at eight I adore the theatre, but I never come late Puck: You'd never bother with anyone that you'd hate Both: That's why the lady is a tramp! Mercedes (Puck): I like the free, fresh wind in my hair Life without care (She's a swinger, a humdinger) Hate California, too cold and too damp That's why the lady (That's why the lady) That's why the lady (That's why the lady) That's why the lady-y-y... (Oh...) That is why the lady is a tramp! (That is why the lady is a tramp!) Tramp, yeah