[Unique (with New Directions Girls):] The French are glad to die for love... A kiss on the hand may be quite continental, But diamonds are a (girl's best friend). [Marley with New Directions Girls harmonizing:] A kiss may be grand, but it won't pay the rental [Marley:] On your humble flat, or help you feed your, meow! p**y cat. [Marley and Unique with New Direction Girls:] Men grow cold as girls grow old, [Marley:] And we all lose our charms in the end. [Marley and Unique with New Directions Girls:] But square-cut or pear-shaped, These rocks don't lose their shape. Diamonds are a girl's best friend. [Marley:] Tiffany! [Unique:] Cartier... [Unique with New Directions Girls:] 'Cause we are living in a material world And I am a material girl [Marley:] Mwah ah [Unique:] Come and get me, boys [Marley:] Ow! [Unique:] Hey! Uh-huh! [Marley:] Black Star, [Marley and Unique:] Ross Cole Talk to me, Harry Zilder, tell me all about it! [Unique (New Directions Girls):] There (Best friend's) may come a time when (Best friend's) a la** needs a lawyer [Unique with New Directions Girls (New Directions Girls):] But (Best friend's) diamonds are a girl's (They are best friend's) best friend [Marley (New Directions Girls):] There may (Best friend's) come a time when a (Best friend's) hard-boiled employer thinks you're... [Marley with New Directions Girls (New Directions Girls):] Awful nice! (Best friend's, they are) [Marley and Unique:] Ow! But get that ice or else no dice! [Unique with New Directions Girls:] He's your guy when stocks are high But beware when they start to descend [Marley and Unique (New Direction's Girls):] (Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa) Diamonds are a girl's best, Diamonds are a girl's best, Diamonds are a girl's best friend! [New Directions Girls (Marley):] Best friend's ([Unique:] Let's make love) They are best friend's (Yes) Best friend's ([Unique:] Yes) They are best friend's ([Unique:] Come on!) (Oh, oh, yes) Best friend's (Tiger!) They are best friend's ([Unique:] Roar, roar!) (Roar, roar!) Best friend's ([Unique:] Ole!) They are best friend's (Everything's going so well!) [Unique:] Ow! [Marley and Unique with New Directions Girls (New Directions Girls):] 'Cause that's when those louses go back to their spouses! Diamonds are a girl's (Diamonds are a girl's best) best (Diamonds are a girl's best) [Marley and Unique:] Friend! ([Unique:] Whoa, oh, ooh!)