Gla** Hammer - The King's Beer lyrics

I've got no use for dragons, I've got no use for swords I'll never make a wordy toast To a table full of lords Of pearls and opals give me none of rubies red as fire, the beer at The Prancing Pony is all that I desire. Some kings may sip from a cup of gold But a wooden mug is all I'll hold! To drink the dainty mead of kings I never did aspire! The King once marched to Morannon Gate With an army proud and fair, To take the war of Mordor To the Dark Lord's very lair. And when at last the day was won A new age for the world begun And bu*terbur made his finest brew, There never was a better! The hour late, my thirst was great the crowd began to sing. But all grew quiet, for what a sight when in there walked the King! A round he bought for the happy throng And then the King began a song. He raised his mug of beer on high, And this is what he said... Some kings may sip from a cup of gold But a wooden mug is all I'll hold! To drink the dainty mead of kings I never did aspire!