[Verse 1] f** boys all around the world Here's your guided tour of the mind of a girl I want you to want what you want And what you want is what You chase me, made me, save me In your contacts as your freebie B T dubs I'll BRB I got a tweet that I really want you to see LOL, hashtag OMG, follow me, please, please, please Ping, ping, ping, everybody look at me I'm skanking, wa*king, down on my knees Making out, breaking up in Tesco Buy me Starbucks, buy me Cheetos Touch my bum and I'll f** you up but Post on F B how my man knows [Chorus] Is it sad that you're always in my daydreams? Always there to tease me Aways in the same tee Is it bad that I'm wishing you would page me? I wish you would grow on trees You think they would pay me Is it sad that you're always in my daydreams? Always there to tease me Aways in the same tee Is it bad that I'm wishing you would page me? I wish you would grow on trees You think they would pay me [Post-Chorus] So, um, yeah, like This next bit's called verse two [Verse 2] Taking photos that everybody knows Last night you were out at the Mobos Profile pictures, boombox fixtures Drinking that vodka and mixer He shagged you in the [?] She was at the party looking pretty "I'm with a modeling agency" What do you want, a pity party? Adidas tracksuit, Nike trainers We're the rave kids, you're the lamest London's the best don't make me start this Contour lines and perfect partings Don't text me when you're drunk When you're out with your mates and you're at the club Don't think you're hard cause you call me 'bruh' That's sister to you, you big, fat scrub