[Verse 1] We're the cool teens We look good in i-D magazine Desperately trying to make life more exciting You got the come-up' so now, and the too shy gals The prom queens and the foreign pen pals Dad don't tell me what to do I promise one day I'll make it up to you And when mom asks, where you been? I say please leave me alone, I'm 17 [Chorus] I want someone I can call at 2am When I've got that restless feeling again Just wanna jump the gates at a closed bar Drink beer all night and have a laugh I wanna have a cute chick on my arm And make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp And when my mum asks where we met I'll say it's just this girl that I met on the internet The internet, the internet She's just this girl that I met on the internet The internet, the internet She's just this girl that I met on the internet [Verse 2] I feel angsty and I wanna waste time Tryin' to fight the feeling that I wanna run and hide I know schools a bore life feels like a chore Scared that you're boring because you saw snapchats of you snoring But crying doesn't help your problems And bunking the bus or the train won't solve them I spent my whole life putting up with people's sh** Because I need them I love you but I'm seething, I'm grieving, heaving It's easy to be cool if you're hot Wear too much makeup and be called a thot Posing with surgical masks Polaroid cameras and giving ourselves tasks Go grab that girls a** Cut it up and call it up Be polite don't burp and fart I'm just a desperate b**h A snitch with a cute chick itch [Chorus] I want someone I can call at 2am When I've got that restless feeling again Just wanna jump the gates at a closed bar Drink beer all night and have a laugh I wanna have a cute chick on my arm And make the boys swoon and the girls all gasp And when my mum asks where we met I'll say it's just this girl that I met on the internet The internet, the internet She's just this girl that I met on the internet The internet, the internet She's just this girl that I met on the internet [Post-Chorus] It'll happen like it does in the shows I'll like her eyes and she'll like my clothes Ask her for her digits and she'll start to sweat She'll become the girl that I met on the internet I bet she'll be a spice Forget bu*terflies she'll give me beehives That couple in the corner, I ought to warn her She's gonna be the girl that I met on the internet [Chorus] The internet, the internet She's just this girl that I met on the internet The internet, the internet She's just this girl that I met on the internet