Giles, Giles And Fripp - The Saga of Rodney Toady, Part 1 lyrics

The saga of Rodney Toady. Rodney was a sad young man because he was f-fat and ugly and no one liked him. Children ran up to him in the street and pointed and shouted, "Rodney is a sad young man because he's fat and ugly!" And then they ran away laughing. Rodney shouted, "I will chase you and-and hit you and make, make you cry!" But as Rodney was so fat, he could not run fast enough, and the frustration of complete impotence made him even sadder.