She's got so much of that decimal stuff I'll fall in love if I try hard enough Her kisses never get better They just get wetter and wetter I curse the day that I met her But she is loaded She said that I'm daft and I know I threw her food on the lino She hit me, felt like a rhino But she is loaded There was a time when she did (reign me content?) How she used to keep it cool She used to give me anything I wanted 'Til she won a football pool Now she gives me hell I'll sue her, try to make this stick The fact that she is sadistic My nose was straight 'til she kissed it But she is loaded There was a time when she did (reign me content?) How she used to keep it cool She used to give me anything I wanted 'Til she won a football pool Now she gives me hell Her kisses never get better They just get wetter and wetter I curse the day that I met her But she is loaded