Gifted But Twisted - Ice Cream Man lyrics

Well I?m a piece of white trash living in the suburbs working minimum wage ?cause I?m dumber than a turd dropped out of fifth grade living on welfare I don?t have an ID but I don?t really care I couldn?t find a job it really was quite tiring and then I saw an ad ice cream man now hiring I took my mother?s mini-van that stolen piece of crap boom kiddies the ice cream man is back I am the ice cream man Running over kids in my mini-van Well I?m driving down the street shootin? kids with a 40 Listen in closely This is a good story I guess a little skaterpunk didn?t really like me I said ?What you want?? and he said ?Bite me!? so I took the scooper and shoved it up his pooper and he?s been limping for days and I just sat I sat and laughed as the little punk waddled away