I was a young kid, with an attitude Shoulda got kicked out of my middle school I was such a dick, I was such a jerk Never paid attention and I never did my work Didn't listen got kicked out of cla** Cuz I told my english teacher that she smelled like a** The only thing that mattered everyday Was getting out at 2 o'clock and getting laid Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa You say f** me, I say f** you too Cuz I don't have to listen to you Don't give me no sh**, don't ha**le me Cuz my daddy pays your salary Sixth grade I think my teacher was a crackhead Cuz he always liked to make kids cry He was married to the school's gym teacher She was a woman, but looked like a guy Eight grade my teacher was the worst Get a C minus get beaten with a purse Every word of this is a true story Come to my town and see it It's f**ed and boring