Ghoultown - Dirty Sanchez lyrics

Better hide your women cuz he's ridin into town His hair is dark and his skin is saddle brown He takes to a lady like a tiger by the tail He commands the badlands and he kicks the dusty trail He packs a 45 it's long and lean and mean He's got the spit of snuff streamin from his teeth You bet your bottom dollar he's your backdoor man They call him dirty sanchez if he knocks Don't let him in Chorus: Dirty sanchez One day in monterrey he met a butcher's wife She loved chorizo all loaded with spice Sanchez nodded once and he slipped into the back Like good ol' lizzy borden gave her 40 f**kin whacks Baby baby it's your lucky day He'll work you over like an artist works with clay His father was a painter his mother was a who*e He had an eye for art but he's rotten to the core Some say a twisted pica**o, a don juan he ain't But he always leaves his mark on his lover's face Zorro used his sword for doing better deeds He freed the poor people by carving out his z's Not dirty sanchez