Ghostlight Records - Whipped Into Shape lyrics

[BROOKE] Hi, I'm Brooke Wyndham and welcome back To the Wyndham Workout Disk Two Challenge And our daily commitment to being the best that we can be [ENSEMBLE] YEAH! [BROOKE] So grab your Cardiowhip 5000 'Cause if you wanna get ripped, you gotta get whipped Do you want an easy miracle? Do you wanna lose a pound or two? Then you can turn this off right now My workout's not for you I'm talking to the woman who wants it all Gotta pay for what you get 'Cause size two clothes don't come to those Too lazy to sweat [BROOKE] I want you whipped into shape When I say jump, say "how high?" You know you're doing it right When you start to cry If you don't look like you should You've got to whip it, whip it Whip it good I'm sorry, ladies, no escape 'Til you're whipped into shape [ENSEMBLE] Whipped into shape Come on, Sabrina, you heifer! Work it out! [ENSEMBLE] Whipped into shape [SABRINA] I hate you, Brooke And I love you for it [ENSEMBLE] Whipped into sh-- [ELLE] Hey, why'd you pause it? [CALLAHAN] We've got a lot to cover Meet our brand new client, Brooke You can laugh, but she's made tonnes Off her DVDs and book 'Whip Your Way To Tighter Buns' Happily married, so she swears To her sixty year old stud 'Til stepdaughter came downstairs And found Brooke all covered in his blood If Brooke took a plea, I'd have her out in 3 to 4 But she claims she did not k** him [WARNER] Did she? [CALLAHAN] Let's watch some more [BROOKE] But it's more than just a workout It's a defensive weapon too Simply wrap it 'round your a**ailant's neck And pull 'til he turns blue You can also use the patented handle grip To shatter your attacker's spine And all for three small payments of [ENSEMBLE] Nineteen-ninety-nine! [BROOKE] You'll have him whipped into shape When you get grief from a guy Just work him over with this 'Til he starts to cry If he don't act like he should You've got to whip it, whip it Whip it good It gets you out of any scrape It gets you whipped into shape Come on, people! [ENSEMBLE] Whipped into shape [BROOKE] What does not k** us makes us hotter! [CALLAHAN] Hands who thinks she's guilty Okay, now here is where you kids come in Brooke has trouble trusting me I'm her only chance to win But I don't speak MTV Though Brooke won't help her own defence She may listen to her peers Go and place a little sense In the space between her ears [ELLE] I'm a Delta-- [CALLAHAN] Not now I want her whipped into shape If there's a brain in that hair Tell it that I am the key It's a plea, or the chair See, when I talk to her I get neither plea nor plan nor alibi To quote from our defendants tape I want her whipped into shape To the jail! [BROOKE] Ladies, just because we're at Boston's Women's Correctional Facility Does not mean we can't become the best that we can be Here we go! Circle, circle, under, over, through, around Again! Good! Circle, circle, under, over, through, around Alright, ladies, we can't break out of here But we sure can break a sweat Left, right! Left, right! Good! Left, right, left, right, left, right! Work it out! [ENSEMBLE] I want you whipped into shape When I say jump, say "how high?" You know you're doing it right When you start to cry If you don't look like you should [BROOKE] You've got to [ENSEMBLE] Whip it, whip it Whip it good [BROOKE] Like prison, ladies, no escape 'Til you're whipped into shape [ENSEMBLE] Whip it Whip it [BROOKE] Whipped into shape [ENSEMBLE] Whip it Whip it [BROOKE] Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through Jack it up, double jump [ENSEMBLE] Swipe it, swipe it, swipe it through Jack it up, double jump [BROOKE] That's right! You've got it! [BROOKE/ENSEMBLE] Whip it, whip it, whip it Get whipped into shape!