Sorry I'm late getting home from the office Did you meet the train Were you caught in the rain No don't bother to explain Can I fix you a sweet martini As a matter of fact I'll have one with you To tell you the truth I've had quite a day too Guess who I saw today my dear I went downtown to look around for something new And thought I'd stop and have a bite when I was through Guess who I saw today my dear I looked around for some place near And it occurred to me where I had parked the car I'd seen a most attractive, french café and bar Guess who I saw today my dear The waiter showed me to a dark secluded corner And when my eyes became accustomed to the gloom I saw two people at the bar who were so much in love That even I could spot it clear across the room Guess who I saw today my dear I've never been so shocked before I headed blindly for the door They didn't see me pa**ing through Guess who I saw today, I saw you