George Watsky - Seizure Boy lyrics

Verse 1 The 1st thing that happens is the world goes black You just hear a little *snap* when your neck rolls back You don't bite your tongue off, or foam at the lips Before you hit the ground there's a moment of bliss it's like toking a spliff, it's like shedding your skin it's better than the best Trainwreck there's even been You have to let it in, as much as it's upsetting to wake up with bruises you don't remember getting You don't remember how the hell you ended up indoors You don't remember whether you were wetting your gym shorts in front of Amanda, the girl you're after who already thought you were a f**ing disaster It's not like a last will, it's making me laugh unless you get your next one while you're taking a bath I'm seizing the mic fast at middle school dances I'm done being seized and I'm seizing my chances Chorus It's all too much (sung variations) If the world breaks your legs then go and beat it with your crutch Verse 2 It may be true I got baby blues You got navy blues Paid your dues Name a tune Name a hue What shade are you? I see purple people eaters more than world beaters And I've jumped a couple hurtles burned some sneakers through the meters (copasetic) Please, get the medic Let it breath I'ma be the baddest motherf**ing epileptic I can be I grieve Asking why's it me sleeping in the ER with an IV in my arm and my V card hurting saying God f** if I'm a die a virgin I'ma grab the first nurse working, flirt and draw the curtain So who's perkin Doctor Phil's Pills Tyler Durden Still ill Thrillville Uma Therman hurting in the k** Bills This is to my sick kids Time to flip this sh** Depakote, Aderol, Ritalin pixie stix I don't give a f** what you're on in the setting sun It's a weapon when it's Said and done Chorus Verse 3 So say that I'm crazy or call it a pitfall I'll win a game of bloody knuckles hitting a brick wall It's pinball hitting the limit to smash that gla** Take a minute to sit in the whip and then I'mana Mash on gas Cause I be crashing that impa**e with fat a** syntax Skinny motherf**er off a bucket of slim fast You ever had a gran mal seizure in gym cla**? Had whiplash back when life was dishing out pimp slaps? Fed up and we've all been better but I'm set to step up Never let up cause the fall is just the setup now to get up regret'll never get the better of me with a sawed-off When I'm having trouble talking someone knocks my writer's block off if my eyes glaze and my knees drift south And you everthink to stick a credit card in my mouth I take Mastercard and Visa for my risk rewards i'm not biting my tongue, why don't you bite yours? Chorus (2X)