George Watsky - f** An Emcee Name lyrics

Intro First of all, there's already a popular reggae artist named Elephant Man Second, as my mother always said, there's nothing cooler than being yourself. And third, and most importantly (clears throat) Chorus (2X) F-F-F-F-f** an MC Name I don't need a god damn MC Name I got nothing to hide, you got something to say (George Watsky doesn't need a f**ing MC Name) Verse 1 If I go spit a poem If I go kick a flow Doesn't really matter man cause the jam is a Watsky When I get a mic and I go rip a rhythm ain't a name in the whole damn gonna stop me Probably gonna rip it too Cause the city wants a hippy with a bit to prove I got sh** to do I got the sickest crew And so what the f** is it to you, dude If I got no stage name I got stage game out the a** And a masterplan It's an avalanche When I spit a little bit of slam And I hit you with the battleram Got a cattle brand "GW bar none" so what do you park man? Got money and cars? I study the stars and I couldn't care less who you rep in your set show respect I'll be rapping I bet Lean to the left flow right Oh my god! A rose by any name got thorns as sharp Yo, stage names are for p**no stars And Watskeet skeet skeet skeet is far From what I'm trying to do ,Who I'm trying to be Mother f f f f** this industry If I gotta be MC U to do MC Me (George Watsky MP3) F-F-F-F-f** the limit I got a keep it coming if I wanna make it to the top Cause I be giving you what I been doing during the minutes that other rappers have been napping on the clock Cause if I walk the walk and I talk the talk and I'm popping off cause my flow is hot Then I'm pretty motherf**ing positive I never gonna try to be somebody I'm not Chorus Verse 2 What's in a name man, flow comes first I'm never gonna curse - that I got it worst when I roam the earth It's a ridiculous coincidence that shows my worth You know my parents went and chose my emcee name at birth (what?) I don't need a mask to cover my a** So why would you ask? Go put me on blast I'll take you to task This name is my last (gasp) so put it on my tombstone when I pa** (Here lies a fine emcee, the kind who grasps the fact that these aren't circus acts to make you clap, it's rap to make you think and act) I think you understand by now the thought involved That if I wanted to be called another name I would have scrawled it on the bathroom wall I'm not apologizing for a policy that makes a college kid go call himself Thugdog and not expect a**ault I'm marching on and calling all dissenters who Would like to be included in this emcee designation coup I'm set to get a crew we're gonna get a clue and then we'll put it up for you to view coo coo ca choo i am the "insert you" come on everybody do it too Chorus Bridge I invoke the spirits of the great nameless emcees who came before me: tupac shakur ali shaheed muhammad sean price saul williams dahlak brathwaite michael franti gabriel teodros joell ortiz mike jones mike shinoda from Linkin Park I invoke the spirits of the great nameless professional athletes turned rappers who came before me: Deion Sanders roy jones, jr. shaquille o'neal I invoke the spirits of the great nameless white emcees who came before me: fred durst aaron carter kevin federline ommm Chorus (2X) Chorus double time + Outro