You ain't never fell as far as when you fall in love Except the fall you take when you've been loved and given up When you have your heart and soul rubbed into the dirt An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will take away the hurt [Chorus:] Give me an 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper And I'll start feeling I forgot her Get a little loose and lose her memory And I won't think I'm close to dying Because it dries up all my crying An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper always sets me free It ain't easy losing love although it's turned out bad All at once you're turning off old feelings you once had But I found a helping hand right here in my hand An 80-proof bottle of tear-stopper will help me take command [Chorus]