Well, I got a bumper sticker On the back of my truck There ain I can tell who They give themselves away Lay on their horn when they read this phrase Chorus: Honk if you honky tonk Don But, if you do Don Honk if you honky tonk Me and Friday night go hand in hand Ice cold beer and a swingin A girl on my arm that won She caught my little sign about a mile ago Repeat Chorus Well, just the other day I was cruisin Sheriff pulled me over, I thought I had it now I rolled down my window, he said with a grin Repeat Chorus twice Honk if you honky tonk I hear ya honkin I Let