George Melly - I'm a Ding Dong Daddy lyrics

I reckon you all don't know me at all I just got here today My home is way down in a little town It's not so far away Everybody for miles around Calls me by my name Now that I am in your fair town You must do the same For I'm a Ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a clean cut fellow from Horner's Corner Your ought to see me strut I'm a caper cuttin' cutie Got a gal called Katie She's a little heavy laden but I call her "Baby" I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a ping pong papa from Pitch Fork Prairie You ought to see me strut I'm a ding dong daddy Got a whiz bang momma She's a Bear Creek baby and a wampus kitty I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a popcorn popper and a big apple knocker You ought to see me strut I'm a mamma makin' man And I just made Mary She's a big blonde baby from Peanut Prairie I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a Ding Dong Daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a peach-pie papa from Jackson's Hollow You ought to see me strut I'm a honey dippin' daddy Got a hard hearted baby She's a sheik shakin' Sheba but she can't shake me 'Cause I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a jug jugglin' Jasper From Flat Fork Flats, and You ought to see me strut I'm a corn-huskin' huskie Got a gal called Cleta She's a flip flop flapper But her brains are in her fee Oh, I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff I'm a cider sipper From Corn Cob Center You ought to see me strut I'm a high powered papa Got a gal called Susie She's a fast movin' mamma But she can't love me, 'cause I'm a ding dong daddy from Dumas You ought to see me do my stuff