George Jones - Root Beer lyrics

Well, I sent my pretty baby to the neighborhood store My head was vibrating from the night before I said: "You'd better hurry", as she went out the gate My system needs a helper and I don't mean a steak She had a cold six pack when she got back, but it was...Ahhohhh...hic-up...Root Beer Well, now you can just imagine I was shocked to d**h For nearly twenty minutes, couldn't get my breath My mind began to wonder; Would I ever get well? If I leave it to my baby, well, you can't never tell 'cause everything went numb when I saw what she'd brung it was...Ahhohhh...hic-up...Root Beer Home Brew, Lightning, Bay alcohol, even good ol' Mountain Dew Moonshine, Grapevine, any ol' kind would do Well, now you could be my doctor, or my little nurse, but get me something quick before I die, or get worse I only need a toddy; just a little drink Yeah, that should be enough to put me back in the pink, but everything went black when I looked in the sack, it was...Ahhohhh...hic-up...Root Beer Well, I began to thinking: "I'd be better off dead", but then I just remembered 'bout my ol' Uncle Ned He's got a little business squeezing juice out of corn and I began to praise the day my Uncle was born 'cause you can't get any kicks when you're in this fix; out of...Ahhohhh...hic-up...Root Beer Home Brew, Lightning, Bay alcohol, even good ol' Mountain Dew Moonshine, Grapevine, any ol' kind would do Well, now you could be my doctor, or my little nurse, but get me something quick before I die, or get worse I only need a toddy; just a little drink Yeah, that should be enough to put me back in the pink, but everything went black when I looked in the sack, it was...Ahhohhh...hic-up...Root Beer