George Hrab - Simple Simian lyrics

Count the steps from here to the corner Wash it up twenty times in a day Triple check twist the cap on the night stand Glue the handle tie it down make it stay Make a wish leave a dish for the offer Switch the light make it right for your eyes Say the words hope that someone is listening Always back and forth never side to side She knows bout the bones that you're fetching She knows she's the queen of the Nile She knows how to push all your bu*tons She knows how to make them smile She can make that monkey smile My little simple simian Not 8 track but Oh- CD Over my shoulder she can guarantee with her help I can get through any door that restricts me Count the tiles from here to the corner Pull the knob and stick the keys in the place Shag rug is my Poseidon adventure check the mirror make sure it's still my face Telephone is ringing up to the quota Clear the plate take Mona Lisa's advice trash the stash that's backed up cache for the ego watch the timer make sure it cooks up nice She knows bout the stones you've been skipping She knows she's the king of denial She knows bout the view from your shoulder she can make them walk a mile she'll make that monkey walk a mile My little simple simian Not 8 track but Oh- CD Over my shoulder she can guarantee with her help advice I'm sure my own jury won't convict me I'm no good without the one true pet I own disgruntled online shopper. ?? stopper Indisposable non-opposable thumbed one She knows bout the stones you've been skipping She knows she's the king of denial She knows bout the view from your shoulder she can make them walk a mile she'll make that funky monkey walk a mile My little simple simian Not 8 track but Oh- CD Over my shoulder she can guarantee with her help I can get through any door that restricts me My little simple simian Not 8 track but Oh- CD Over my shoulder she can guarantee with her help I can get through any door