George Hotz - It Was Called the Cold War Because Russia is Cold lyrics

Yo, Yo In studio Much track Very rap So, yeah I was a child in the nineties Take a ride with me, while we all recall Walbo and prank phone calls Bumpers for your bowling ball And we be hittin' em all cause this is New Jersey And stay up late but still wake up early To get to school with your seat belt buckled Pokemon cards taught me how to hustle And kids wrote orgy on their backpacks What did that mean? When my parents left home for the evening Googling, I found a splash screen That asked me if I was 18 Well, basically, of course I'm sure How does the computer know when I was born A generation formed by internet p**n Flip, looking back Through high school romances All the way back to those little school dances Prancin' around like I had something to prove Cause I was just a little kid with nothing to lose And I was not cool But not self conscious Telling the school that they were teaching a monster Total bullsh** that was totally bonkers And [?] when I was acting obnoxious I was bottom five in my cla** An a**hole who barely pa**ed Whole time spent playing Super Smash In the senior lounge I will whoop your a** You know as stories go This all happened a while ago But let's go back now here we go Hold on tight let's start the show Yo, yo I didn't always have sk**s But you chilled out with the time that you k**ed I was online and on my damn grind Beggin' the question What'd you do with your time? Figured it out in my Aunt's basement Video games and no damn patience Tech sk**s and determination Crossed with the rage and frustration And I got smarter And I grew quicker And I felt sharper As I blew bigger Crunchin' that iPhone Kickin' in the limo with the screen off Mirror mirror, who's sicker? Winner, winner In the green room Chicken dinner Is an anachronism But I'm all over Twitter [?] I tuned on an' in, and dropped out Not clear if I grew up or grew down Self-doubt Well I guess I forgot How a kid to a kid But I'm pulling my self now I bought a van, I bought a van With an energy drink in each hand Tentatively, going, "f** plans!" I was bottom five in my cla** An a**hole who barely pa**ed Whole time spent playing Super Smash In the senior lounge I will whoop your a** And you know, as stories go This all happened a while ago But let's go back Now here we go Dim the lights and restart this show What did you wanna be when you grew up? Fantasized from my fourth grade desk Trying for this nerd with dreams that intersect With Silicon Valley, eighty West But none of its what you expect Dad shows up and you're half-erect Tears in the eyes of a stunted child Not a grown man who works in tech Why, would anybody buy this? Older now and I still don't get it Immaturity is a house of cards Backed by [?] [?] Locked in an unspoken code of etiquette Stumble through life Like you're dosed on sedatives Houses and cars and wives and kids I live in a van like a damn degenerate You have a house with a swimming pool Let's go rock-climbing, what a tool f** adulthood, irony's cruel I'm the first geek that peaked in high school I was bottom five in my cla** An a**hole who barely pa**ed Whole time spent playing Super Smash In the senior lounge I will whoop your a** And let's talk about what came to pa** Dropped out with nothing but dreams and sk**s You stacked debt just to pa** your cla** Well I take naps with dollar bills Sued by Forbes' corporation A fugitive, when I went on vacation But all press is good press So 'sup Sony? Hey, Playstation And you know, as stories go This all happened a while ago But we're here now, 2014 Wind it up and just let it go Think fast when you type slow Blindfold on, just feel the code Don't struggle, transcend them Use the force, let it go Headspace like you're moving boulders Unbridled rage of a child soldier Barren lifestyle Barracks lifestyle Showers in my mind, grow colder No more [?] [?] Not so invincible anymore But I'm never gonnie die Upload me and live on as information forevermore I was bottom five in my cla** An a**hole who barely pa**ed Whole time spent playing Super Smash In the senior lounge I will whoop your a** You know as stories go I'm so glad to be alive now Thrilled that I'll get to be around To see how the whole game plays out I was bottom five in my cla** An a**hole who barely pa**ed Whole time spent playing Super Smash In the senior lounge I will whoop your a** You know as stories go This one is mind control So hold on tight Here we go And watch close I run this show