George Formby - Keep Your Seats Please lyrics

There's a catchword getting all the craze, it's the latest phrase Everybody says: hold tight keep your sets please No one knows just why it first broke out, what it's all about Why do people shout. Hold tight keep your seats please What a sensation, talk of the nation, how it travels round Even the Hindoos, Kaffirs and Zulus, they've all got it Hear them holla it In the talkies holding hands perhaps, all you girls and chaps On each others laps. Hold tight keep your seats please If you're in a public bar one day and hear a Scotchman say For the drinks I'll pay. Hold tight keep your seats please If a lady speaker starts to bawl, I can prove to all why You women fall. Hold tight keep your seats please What a sensation, talk of the nation, how it travels round Even the Hindoos, Kaffirs and Zulus, they've all got it Hear them holla it Your old flame upon her wedding day hears the parson say Wholl give her away. Hold tight keep your seats please On the donkeys by the gay seaside should the saddle slide Upside down you'll ride but hold tight keep your seats please If your landlady who's so precise says the chicken's nice Let me help you twice. Hold tight keep your seats please What a sensation, talk of the nation, how it travels round Even the Hindoos, Kaffirs and Zulus, they've all got it Hear them holla it On the swing boats when you ladies go, mind the crowds below Take care what you show. Hold tight keep your seats please