George Clinton - Little Ole Country Boy lyrics

Yodel-la-hee, yodel-la-hee, yodel-la Yodel-la-hee, yodel-la-hee, yodel-la-hee-hee-hee Here I am riding along in this ambulance To the city jail Going to jail accused of being a peeping tom Dammit man, I'm saying Any man would try to find out if his girl Was doing, doing him wrong That's all I was doing there outside her home Oh, I'm a little old country boy Just a young'un in my teens I don't gamble, drink or swear And she did this to me Mama said son you're going to fall For that common cajun queen She's going to take you for your all And that's what she done done to me Yodel-la-hee, yodel-la-hee, yodel-la Yodel-la-hee, yodel-la-hee, yodel-la-hee-hee-hee Cracked ribs, black eyes and a bloody nose I've been victimized I'm the victim of a one-sided circumstance No one's heard my side And when you hear my side, you'll see the rotten trick She pulled on me How could she, that I loved, do this to me? Oh, I'm a little old country boy Just a young'un in my teens I don't gamble, drink or swear And she did this to me Mama said son you're going to fall For that common cajun queen She's going to take you for your all And that's what she done done to me Eee-ha! Lately, she's been acting fishy all the time Just like tonight When we kissed goodnight she pulled away from me (she had the nerve to pull away from me) So I hid from sight Out of sight by her door, I heard her give her love To another guy I guess the guy must have heard me cry He rushed to the door That's when I screamed, "Oh lord!" Oh, I'm a little old country boy Just a young'un in my teens I don't gamble, drink or swear And she did this to me Mama said son you're going to fall For that common cajun queen She's going to take you for your all And that's what she done done to me Talk about surprised at her, when she screamed to him It's a peeping tom--then he beat me up I took the beating but I felt more hurt when she called the cops Spitting on twelve months! Twelve months of loving that girl ain't my idea of a peeping tom So officer, please let me go, 'cause I've done no wrong Oh, I'm a little old country boy Just a young'un in my teens I don't gamble, drink or swear And she did this to me Mama said son you're going to fall For that common cajun queen She's going to take you for your all And that's what she done done to me Oh, I'm a little old country boy Just a young'un in my teens I don't gamble, drink or swear (I don't gamble, I don't drink or swear) And she did this to me Mama said son you're going to fall For that common cajun queen She's going to take you for your all And that's what she done done to me Let this country boy go, officer Please, now that's all I ask Take this stick out my back and let me go I don't need her no more Oh lord, have mercy Oh, I'm a little old country boy Just a young'un in my teens I don't gamble, drink or swear And she did this to me Mama said son you're going to fall For that common cajun queen She's going to take you for your all And that's what she done done to me