Whoa! They say the bigger the headache, the bigger the pill, baby Call me the big pill Dr Funkenstein The disco fiend with the monster sound The cool ghoul with the bump transplant Hip bone connected to my thigh bone My thigh bone connected to my leg bone My leg bone connected to my ankle bone I get so hung up on bones Dr Funkenstein here Preoccupied and dedicated To the preservation of the motion of hips We love to funk you, Funkenstein Your funk is the best (talk!) Take my body, give it the mind To funk with the rest (kiss me on my ego) Hit me with the one and then If you like, hit me again We love to Funk-a-stein (ohhh, over!) Dr. Funkenstein, King of the Funk, yeah! Swift lippin', ego trippin' and body snatchin' I'll blow your mind Comin' to you directly from the Mothership Pulling up the last leg (ah, ah, ah) Of the P.Funk Well, alright Dr. Funkenstein, yeah He'll funk with your mind (ooover) We love to funk you, Funkenstein Your funk is the best (let me hear it for me) Take my body, give it the mind To funk with the rest (ha!) Hit me with the one and then If you like, hit me again We love to Funk-a-stein (alright!) Microbiologically speaking When I start churnin', burnin' and turnin' I'll make your atoms move so fast Expandin' your molecules Causing a friction fire Burnin' you on your neutron Causing you to scream "Hit me in the proton, BABY!" (I don't know what I'm talking about) Hit me with the one and then If you like, hit me again We love you, Funkenstein (oh yeah, let's do it one more time) Ohhhh, over! Hoo-wee! (you're really out of sight) I hope you all got your sungla** on out there Ho! It's really gonna blow your mind We love to funk you, Funkenstein Your funk is the best (talk!) Take my body, give it the mind To funk with the rest (kiss me on my ego) Hit me with the one and then If you like, hit me again We love to Funk-a-stein We love to funk you, Funkenstein Your funk is the best (over!) Take my body, give it the mind To funk with the rest Hit me with the one and then If you like, hit me again We love to Funk-a-stein Ain't nothing but a party, baby! Swift lippin', and ego trippin' and body snatchin' Dr. Funkenstein, you are really out of sight The bigger the headache, the bigger the pill They call me the big pill Hit me with the one and then If you like, hit me again We love to, Funk-a-stein (Yeah, hit me one time, one time!) (Hey man, you make me feel so bad) We love to funk you, Funkenstein Your funk is the best (it is so funky around here) Take my body, give it the mind To funk with the rest (I'm just funkin' and jumpin') Hit me with the one and then (ooooover!) If you like, hit me again We love to Funk-a-stein (Yeah, we love you Dr. Funkenstein) We love to funk you, Funkenstein Your funk is the best Take my body, give it the mind (yeah, take it!) To funk with the rest (take it!) Hit me with the one and then If you like, hit me again We love to Funk-a-stein