Hey baby, be my dog Aww Alice in my fantasies, uh Promised to do all kind of freaky things to me Said she would, uh, s** my soul, if I'd lick her emotion The freak said I would even owe her my devotion She said she'd, uh, cover me with, uh, strawberries And pretend that I'm a shortcake I said, "Uh, not by the hair of my chinny chin chin" Aww Yeah Hey Alice in my fantasies Promised to do all kind of things to me Said she would, uh, s** my soul if I'd lick her emotion And that I would even owe her my devotion I said "Uh, lady, be my dog and I'll be your tree And you can pee on me." Mama said never eat yellow snow So away we go