Georg Kreisler - I Hate You lyrics

Darling it's time to say good-bye to you Although it breaks my heart You're a swell girl and I like you But the trouble with you is that you're too smart So I find your college education A source of continual irritation You said that I should learn from you and and be resilient But my dear, you're just too brilliant! Why do you say "whom" when I say "who"? You got no glamour What good's your grammar? When I see a cute cartoon, you've always seen it And when I say: "I'll bring you home!" you think I mean it Sport's the same, you win every game! When we play Rummy You're Gin before me So what if you know history I still think that you're nuts I'm tired of your intelligence, I hate your guts! I hate you, I hate you Oh how I hate your guts, guts, guts! I hate you, I hate you Oh how I hate your guts! There are so few things you don't know You're a public notary And you know poetry Law, geography and physics are your forte And all this intellect just heightens my inferiority! Dizzy dame, go from whence you came And please deliver me From relativity I'm tired of all your theories, I'm tired of being bossed I'm tired of your intelligence, go away, get lost! I hate you, I hate you Why don't you just get lost, lost, lost? Oh won't you, why don't you Go far away and further still Where I don't see you, never will And quietly, ever so quietly Drop dead!