Geoffrey Paris - I Want Candy Dead lyrics

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Geoffrey Paris - I Want Candy Dead lyrics

Will somebody answer the f**ing phone? Good Lord. Hello? Hey Justin. My name isn't Justin. Hey. It's Aaron. That's great. I can't come out tonight. What? I'm going to see this girl. But I thought we were gonna have an orgy. No. No. Her name is Candy. I don't care what her name is. She's real cute. I gotta go. See ya. What? Oh, hell no. I know a girl who's tough but sweet. (More like sour.) She's so fine she can't be beat. (I'll f**ing beat her.) She's got everything that I Desire. (Yeah, well she's missing a few inches.) Set the summer sun on fire. (I'll light her on fire.) I want Candy. (Ew.) I want Candy. (I didn't know you liked the taco.) I want Candy. (Are you sure it's not Randy?) I want Candy. (I'll k** that b**h.) Go to see her when the sun goes down. (You always told me you were going to the bathroom.) Ain't no finer girl in town. ('Cause she's a s*ut.) You're my girl, what the doctor ordered. (I didn't know you could have a skunk as a prescription.) So sweet she makes my mouth water. ('Cause my co*k was in your mouth last night.) I want Candy. (Yeah, candy penis.) I want Candy. (You're gonna smell like fish.) I want Candy. (b**h, you're not Willy Wonka.) I want Candy. (She's just a loose-pussied ho.) Hey. (What?) Hey. (What?!) Hey. (Why do you keep saying hey?) Hey. (Stop it.) Hey. (What is this hey?) Hey. (Stop it.) Hey. (I will k** you. Shut up.) Hey. Candy on the beach, there's nothing better. (Oh, gag me with a spoon.) But I like Candy when it's wrapped in a sweater. (Well, isn't that Kinky?) Someday soon I'll make you mine. (You're a co*keye, I don't want you.) Then I'll have Candy all the time. (You'll have the smell of fish all the time.) I want Candy. (It's not even Halloween.) I want Candy. (She's not even a real girl.) I want Candy. (Great. Let's go to WalMart and get some.) I want Candy. (Oh, God, we get the point.) Candy in the morning time. (Ew.) Candy in the hot sunshine. (Ew.) Candy, baby, can't you see? (No.) All I want is your Candy! (Gross.) Candy in the morning time. (Ew.) Candy in the hot sunshine. (Ew.) Candy, baby, can't you see? (No.) All I want is your Candy! Hey. (Oh, not again.) Hey. (Shut up.) Hey. All I want is your Candy! Hey. (Shut up.) Hey. (I will k** you. I will k** you...) Hey. (...with my eyeliner.) Hey. All I want is your Candy! (I'll k** that b**h, too.)