Geoff Mack - I've Been Everywhere lyrics

Well, I was humpin' my bluey on the dusty Oodnadatta road When along came a semi with a high and canvas-covered load (Spoken) "If you're goin' to Oodnadatta, mate, um, with me you can ride." So I climbed in the cabin and I settled down inside He asked me if I'd seen a road with so much dust and sand I said "Listen, mate, I've travelled ev'ry road in this here land." Cos "I've been everywhere, man I've been everywhere, man 'Cross the deserts bare, man; I've breathed the mountain air, man Of travel I've had my share, man I've been ev'rywhere Been to Tullamore, Seymour, Lismore, Mooloolaba Nambour, Maroochydore, Kilmore, Murwillumbah Birdsville, Emmaville, Wallaville, Cunnamulla Condamine, Strathpine, Proserpine, Ulladulla Darwin, Gin Gin, Deniliquin, Muckadilla Wallumbilla, Boggabilla, Kumbarilla, I'm a k**er (Spoken) "Yeah but listen here, mate, have you been to..." I've been to Moree, Taree, Jerilderie, Bambaroo Toowoomba, Gunnedah, Caringbah, Woolloomooloo Dalveen, Tamborine, Engadine, Jindabyne Lithgow, Casino, Brigalow and Narromine Megalong, Wyong, Tuggerawong, Wangarella Morella, Augathella, Brindabella, I'm the feller (Spoken) "Yeah, I know that, but have you been to..." I've been to Wollongong, Geelong, Kurrajong, Mullumbimby Mittagong, Molong, Grong Grong, Goondiwindi Yarra Yarra, Boroondara, Wallangarra, Turramurra Boggabri, Gundagai, Narrabri, Tib**burra Gulgong, Adelong, Billabong, Cabramatta Parramatta, Wangaratta, Coolangatta, what's it matter? (Spoken) "Yeah, look that's fine, but how about..." I've been to Ettalong, Dandenong, Woodenbong, Ballarat Canberra, Milperra, Unanderra, Captain's Flat Cloncurry, River Murray, Kurri Kurri, Girraween Terrigal, Fingal, Stockinbingal, Collaroy and Narrabeen Bendigo, Dorrigo, Bangalow, Indooroopilly Kirribilli, Yeerongpilly, Wollondilly, don't be silly I've been here, there, ev'rywhere, I've been ev'rywhere (Spoken) "Okay, mate, you've been ev'ry place except one And ya don't need my help t'get there." (Sound of door slamming and truck driving off.)